Anonymous asked: whats your fvorite thing to get at pickup stix
House chicken! ;)
Anonymous asked: my bf cheated on me with my best friend...i really dont know what to do, im so crushed right now :( any advice?
I’m so sorry that must be such a horrible feeling!! :(
So here’s what you do: Don’t wash your vagina for 4 weeks, take your boyfriend into a field, and tell him you have a cute little picnic set up. Get him a big ass sub and as soon as he takes a bite of the sub, grab the nearest stick and smack him as hard as you can with it over the head. He’ll be all like woozy n shit so then you shove your smelly vagina in his face and say SMELL THIS VAGINA? THIS VAGINA SMELLS LIKE CHEESE FISH BECAUSE YOU MADE ME TOO DEPRESSED TO DOUCHE, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH *inserts bffs name here* YOU COCK SUCKER. Then you kick him in the face and get scissors to cut your pubes off and put them in his mouth…then go to your bffs house, walk in and yell DA BADDEST BITCH IN DA GAME IS HEEEERRUUHH…then go into her room and tell her IM NICKI MINAJ, NICKI LEWINSKI, NICKI THE BOSS, NICKI THE HARAJUKU BARBIE…then pull a gun outta your big nicki minaj asscrack and shoot her inthe face. Hope this helps! xo
Anonymous asked: your going to sublime? me too! oh and you know me by the way, im not some random follower hahah
Yeeeuuhh who dis?
Anonymous asked: how tall r u?
5”2 :(
